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The "Russian Cab Driver" aslo known as the less familiar "backseat drunk- rider", is when you have sex with an individual in the anus, while holding their hair with one hand (like you are driving); as you take a shot of vodka.
"Dude, I heard that kid Dylan Russian Cab Drove the captain of the cheerleading team!" Matt: (in a Russian accent) " want to ride my cab?". Girl: " what, the Russian cab driver? Hell yes!"
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Kickass band (apparent by huge follwig of fans) that plays 'emo.' Whatever that means, im not sure. Emo seems to be a hugely wide classification.
You can judge the lyrics of your own:
"the new year"
...
so everybody put your best suit or dress on
let's make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
as thirty dialogues bleed into one
i wish the world was flat like the old days
then i could travel just by folding a map
no more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways
there'd be no distance that can hold us back.
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personally, i like nerdy their little intros:
the glove compartment isn't accurately named
and everybody knows it.
so i'm proposing a swift orderly change.
cause behind its door there's nothing to keep my fingers warm
and all i find are souvenirs from better times
before the gleam of your taillights fading east
to find yourself a better life.
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Im tough, i listen to slipknot. DCFC sucks, they are pussies. Since Ben Gibbard has a beautiful... i mean wussy voice, i can kick his ass, so I am cooler.
Im really inscure about my self image, all songs must be about murder.
Actually, im a giant pussy, and i cant listen to "the new year" without crying, so i listen to shallow death metal shit.
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The epitome of an Indie/Emo band.
Listen to Death Cab for Cutie if you like indie/emo music!
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A band of non-talents,a group of middle-class well-off kids, one of which I knew in high school ( NICK HARMER ) ROGERS HIGH in PUYALLUP... who find imperfections in there life and create a ridiculous, depressing melodrama around each one. Alternative rock on estrogen, wallowing in their imaginary quagmire of torment. Listening to this genre' of music is not recomended, as it clearly gets its influence from the gimlet-eyed quintet of queers shown on Bravo... ( Queer eye for the straight guy )take warning, as this form of music needs to be banned, as it is a direct cause of todays metrosexual pandemic.
an example huh... an example such as when I tought you how to play Sunday Bloody Sunday NICK? I expected more from the schools validictorian NICK.... Death Cab For Cutie is crap, just like every other band you've been part of i.e. THICK, HUSKER DU.
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The Iranian Cab Driver requires a good deal of skill and coordination. To pull off this complicated maneuver the man effectively must draw a hands-free mustache with a half emerged stool while squatting over his partner, providing the lover with added olfactory stimulation before giving their man fellatio.
The Iranian Cab Driver can also be performed by a woman before receiving cunnilingus, but this practice is far less common.
<Gwen> Holy shit girl that party was off the hook! Sorry I got sick so early :( Did I miss anything?
<Jenny> OMG it was fucking AMAZING, after everyone left Harry gave me an Iranian Cab Driver! Best birthday present EVAR
<Gwen> what?
<Jenny> it will change your world
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an alcoholic beverage consisting of every type of alcohol and mixer in the personal liquor cabinet. It smells like a taxi cab and hits ya like a rhino!
John: I need a drink.
Jess: oh have you had my specialty, the taxi cab rhino?
John: oh no, whats in it?
Jess: a little bit of everything!
John: I'll take it!
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best fucking band ever!!! - tiny vessels best song
totally emo!
death cab for cuite is the best band in the world
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