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Cactus Trimmer

A Mexican Lumberjack

Ya, she is such a cactus trimmer

by Tekkk October 18, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


suck a cactus

A derogatory term use when someone is mad, as an insult. Meaning to go suck a guys dick with herpes bumps on it

Bob: "You're a bitch!"
Bill: "Go suck a cactus!!!!"

by Mr Cactus Dick April 4, 2014

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


cactus cooter

when goin down on a bitch is like going down on a cactus.

"hey did you get some from sergio?"
"no, he had a cactus cooter!"

by jacob sangchang January 14, 2009

12๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


cactus punch

placing a section of PVC pipe in someone's butt, then sticking barbed wire into the butt via PVC pipe. initially, the barbed wire is contained within the PVC pipe. you then remove the PVC pipe, leaving the butt free to clamp down around the barbed wire. many people use this as stimulation before, during, or after sex.

Angela was extra horny Tuesday night, so she let me cactus punch her. Incredible!

by Roderick Brown January 22, 2013

13๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


dirty cactus

Put hair gel on your pubic region and then fucka bitch anally, when she complains about the sharp hair, just donkey punch her and give her a bowl of froot loops with your manchowder as the milk.

I gave phil T a dirty cactus last night and he ended up in the hospital.

by MARKK November 19, 2006

55๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cactus Gang

Cactus Gang refers to being self sufficient , not needing alot to survive , being there for yourself and protecting yourself with thorns . Comparing yourself to a Cactus , you refer yourself as a survivor in the desert . A plant that without water ,survives . Cactus Gang is a Gang of Survivors .

I don't need alot to survive , like a cactus , i'm self sufficient . Cactus Gang

by Tha128 January 1, 2019

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cactus fuck

Cactus fuck is when a girl or guy or possibly both has forgotten to shave their pubic / public hair after it has come to a stubble and yet still decide to place ones floppy nugget / penis into the others corn hole or meat cove / b hole-vagina and the hair stubble feels like cactus quills on your cock resulting in the loss of skin and blood yet still some how fun.

Hey Becky did you see the way that Steven is walking today? Hilda told me that she snuck the old Cactus fuck in on Steve last night. His juicer must look like the inside of a Iraqis car after a firefight.. she told me that when they woke up in the morning his cock was glued to the bed sheets with blood. Ewwwwaaahhh

by Fluffy chub January 20, 2017

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž