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The state of being coked up and stoned, the favored influences under which two large social groups in California- celebrities and surfers, respectively- typically operate.
I've got the same amount of weed and coke gram for gram... put some fuckin' flowers in my hair, 'cause I'm going to California!
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All yall who be dissin Cali just dont know what you talkin about since you live in some place like fuckin Kentucky or Idaho. Just cuz you jealous and hate where you live, dont go blamin it on us who live in California.
Dude from Idaho: Fuck California, fuckin preps, gangsters, and surfers.
Dude from Cali: FUCK YOU!
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Place where everyone stinks, as does the entire state.
California stinks.
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A state full of dirty,immoral communists.
California is a state full of dirty,immoral communnists and it makes me sick.
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A state in the USA. It's at the edge of the west. The California Gold Rush happened there.
Joanne and her husband decided to migrate to California because the weather was perfect. (true fact!!!)
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A state that everyone loves. But obviously not everyone because I hate it.
I live here, and it has everything I don't want.
The beach, sunshine, dead trees, no greenery.
It's on the West Coast, but so is Washington, and that place is beautiful.
The only good thing about this place is Disneyland and In n Out.
Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: California
Person 1: Sucks for you.
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The only reason California gets so much attention is because so many people live there. If it didn't have 50 billion people, then there wouldn't be all these shitty definitions. The only reason that this will get lots of thumbs-down is because of all those apologistsIt sucks. No seasons. Ghetto. Sunshine, but never snow (never mind that you can go into the mountains). Polluted coast line. Gay people everywhere.
California men (all are gay):
If your favorite sports team won a title, then they rub their cocks all over each other.
California chicks (sexy, but lesbian):
Actually, it's typical for those hot, yet faggish, chicks to rub their tits and vaginas on each other, even if something bad happens.
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