Pours milk and cereal on his dick than feeds it to an elderly man, then pisses into his mouth while singing happy birthday while clapping
When grandma came over, he asked for a Dirty Camden for his birthday
A rare case in which a man's genitalia is extraordinarily long, to the point of it being almost painful
gir 1: Hey how was the hook up?
girl 2: Great! He had a Camden's Dick
Camden, who does Camden things.
Camden’s birthday is today and tomorrow and the day after that.
It’s Camden's 74,823rd birthday!!!!
Gable, Camden. We are here for you.
Hating ahh nigga never gives props but is a good big brother at times tries to be the boss but he can pull females and has tha best lil cousin ever named Mason But is an overall good person and likes girls with large buttox
a stoopid clown who has cooties
person: omg don’t kiss that girl before marriage that’s called pulling a camden thomas
A kid that I hate that is very short,so I decided to make a measurement of him. One Camden Length is 4'3". And if you want to use the smaller Camden Length, its 1'. I'll let you guess why the other one is one inch.
"Jeez that car is tailing us. He's only a Camden length away!"
Rebecca: "God damn it, Jim has a Camden length! He told me he was 7 inches!"