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The most BADASS country in the world.
DOMINATES THE USA
USA SUCKS....
Canada has 34 million people spred out thouout the second largest country in the world.
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A magical forest, north of the United States of America. People generally believe that there are little to no laws, and that free healthcare and French people run rampant. They say "Eh?" a lot. It is also known as the "heaven" of a religious group known as the liberals. Liberals (of both Orthadox and Moderate leanings) agree that Canada is real and that Al Gore is their president. There are some minor variances in the idea of Canada for the many sects of liberal. Some groups believe that Canada has no FCC, other more extreme groups say that Canada doesn't even have pants. Skeptics are quick to point out that a country such as Canada could never exist because it's simply too "retarded".
Also rumored to have bestowed fortune cookies and JELL-O upon the world.
Canada also invented the great sport known as hockey, and provides approximately 96% of all NHL hockey players.
BLAME CANADA ON ALL YOUR PROBLEMS! Canada = Scapegoat
Canada is WAY better than the United States, M I RITE?
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The awesome result of that time when the US, Great Britain and France had a threesome. Despite generally being a pleasant and peace-making nation, it must have a suppressed rage waiting to get out as it is the birthplace of both hockey and Epic Meal Time.
O, Canada. How can one hate you with your Tim Horton- drinking and puck-smashing ways?
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Person 1: Have you ever been to Canada?
Person 2: Ya, isn't that the country north of us?
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Man: Canada is goddamn useless. They BAG their MILK!
Me: Yeah, I know! It's ridiculous!
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