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masturbating
(i.e. turning japanese, chucking custard, choking the chicken, wringing the meat, sliding the salami, exploding the chode, etc....)
Jack slapped his captain because Jane wouldn't fuck him.
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Captain fuschetti is what we all call him or fuckshitty which is his most popular name and is above understandable because this childish racist and self centered fuck is a piece of fucking scum beneath everyones feet but he doesnt like to know that and how everyone thinks about him because he is scared of the real world and canยดt take it because he is a fucking pussy and bosses everyone around and even gets mad at people who are doing nothing besides work because he likes to think that he is the fucking boss and can do whatever he because he is the teacher which isnยดt fucking right, because he makes kids feel bad about themselves and insecure by calling them fat and shit which is disrespectful, ho ya I forgot to add in that he is a fucking child molester (not really) who likes to look at girls whilst they run and one time made a kid strip his clothes of besides his underware and looked at him for idk maybe a full fucking minute like wtf man heล a kid and your a grown man like grow up and get your testicals to fall out of your stomache pussy lips fuck face cunt.
"Hey have you heard about the captain fuschetti lately" ยจNah nigga I aint give a fuck about that fuckboY nigga pussy he can go die bruhยจ
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(V) To captain price you hang or strap rope to a persons neck and throw them through a ceiling window
Iโm gonna captain price you
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One who posts extremely large images on a forum, often distorting the width of the forums border and taking forever to download.
Nice car you have, Captain Megapixel!
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A fictional Belgian comic book character. He is one of the main protagonists in the Tintin series. A sailor by trade, he becomes Tintin's closest friend. He has a short temper and love of alcohol. He is well known for his creative curses.
Captain Haddock discovered his famous ancestor's fortune in Red Rackham's Treasure.
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Someone that is a douchebag to you or others and is very disliked by everyone
My french teacher is a Captain Assfuck
That bus driver drove off without me, captain assfuck
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Captain Kremmen was the fabulous animated alter-ego of radio and early eighties television legend Kenny Everett who was sure to save the world but the BBC killed him.
WOW!!! Captain Kremmen is HOTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!