doxness card

A lulzy term for business card. A doxness card contains nearly all the necessary personal information of a person needed to order him pizzas, catering services, escorts, tow trucks and other wonderful services.

John: Hey I got that douchebag's doxness card!
Mark: Heheheh lets order that bitch some pizzas bro!

stink card

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.

Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!

card wars

"It's a fancy card game that's super complicated and awesome!"

-Jake The Dog, Adventure Time

Jake: Do you want to play card wars?
Finn: Heck yeah!!!

Buffalo Card

Every man born with 2 buffalo cards and you lose a buffalo card every time you have sex with a fat girl.

“You fucked Emily? Ew, that’s a buffalo card bro.”

Get Carded

When A person (usually a woman) is asked to show identification of them being of legal age, either for entering a place that requires them to be of legal age, or engaging in a sexual act with an older man.

"Feelin' fatigued? Just gettin' started.
Chillin' with chicks who are gonna get carded."

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V Card

Like pokemon cards. Gotta Catchem all!

just added one more v card to my collection last night

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credit card

A piece of plastic that has demonic powers in its abiltity to keep a person in financial slavery for the rest of their life.

A credit card is donomic and should only be used when absolutely necessary or in an emergency.

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