Carol Schmucker

Enchanterist, mysterious un obtainable gift from the Gods. Whom may only be posesed by one man. That man Katfish Billy is the most hated envied man on the planet. Use caution when approaching you will be mesmerized and lost in the glow of her spell ,left helpless and unable to escape her charm.

That girl I just met is a Carol Schmucker, I'm powerless in her presence and tortured without it.i can never escape it.

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Carol

The white suburban mom conceived straight from the pits of hell. Carols typically sport a short blonde bob along with round librarian glasses. She knows all the neighborhood gossip and isn't afraid to juke out anyone who crosses her. Carol’s have three kids and drives the ultimate mom van. She is the head of her neighborhoods clubhouse meetings and president of the PTO. She is the nevy of all the moms and also there biggest night mare.

"Did you hear Carol kicked Janice out of the neighborhood clubhouse committee?"
"Yeah, I heard it was sbecause Janive was seen flirting with Carol's husband."

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Creepy Carol

When someone becames insane and attempts to rape highschool girls by offering them "surprises" in a rape van.

Kyle was labeled as a Creepy Carol because he was going insane over the fact that Josh Clark killed his father and decided to rape girls in his highschool.

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Carol Stream

A small town in Illinois; Dupage County. Most people who live there go to Glenbard North High School or West Chicago High School.

Most people who went to middle school went to Benjamin Middle School and then went to Wego.

Population in July 2009: 40,041

Guy: Hey, what city do you live in?
Girl: Carol Stream
Guy: Nice place

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Carole Baskin

Guilty, PERIODT

Usually a female that blames it on someone or something else. But is a gender neutral term for a guilty person

Person 1 of jury:She’s a TOTAL Carole Baskin rn

Person 2 of jury: Ik right, that butch

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dirty Carole Baskin

When you feed your husband to a tiger.

Wife: "keep it up and I'll dirty Carole Baskin your ass"

Tom n' Carol

The act of a woman sodomizing a man with a strap-on, and upon extracting the prosthetic penis, she proceeds to repeatedly strike him in the face with the poopy dildo while verbally abusing him.

Roommate 1: "Did you have a good night last night?"

Roommate 2: "Frick, I blacked out and totally got Tom n' Caroled!"

Roomate 1: "Oh, Canada. That sucks."

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