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The act of firmly cupping your hand around your butt hole while you pass gas, then quickly holding your hand to your mouth and licking it.
I just recieved a criss-crossed carp
Grab the money the company offers for lunch, incidentals and travel, because you are grossly underpaid for your talents.
He hadn't had a raise in two years, and was working twice as hard. The least he could do was carpe perdiem.
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The black Little Mermaid.
I've heard of a coonskin cap, but coonskin CARP? Come on now...
When an individual appears at a date looking much more attractive than they had portrayed in their profile. This is an extremely rare occurrence, but a much joyous one.
Oh my god, that man carpe carp carped me!
Something that suprises you like a cold, wet, slap to the face.
I just got a promotion, then my boss carp slapped me with a layoff.
Latin for Seize the Z's. Basically go to sleep. The opposite of Carpe Diem.
" Bro, I haven't slept in two days."
" You idiot! What're you doing with your life?! Carpe z-em, Bro!"
"You need help, Bro."
Instead of being a rude hoe and using the word crap you can use the alternatice carp.