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carson

A person who is very bad at video games and just life in general. This person usually has weird fetishes for games with elves in them.

"Dude I'm carsoning so bad"
"Wow Jill, you are a such a carson with those elves"
"Bill didn't get the job? What a carson"

by teh_ownerer June 20, 2006

94๐Ÿ‘ 217๐Ÿ‘Ž


carson

the act of scratching your ass or junk in public and trying to make it not obvious when it totally is. most often done in a "casual way" when everyone happens to be looking.

"dude that chick was just carsoning TURN OFF"

by Poke me. April 3, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


carson

a very tall, tan person who has bird like wrists and no one likes but his girlfriend. If you have a carson, you are very lucky so don't let him go! Carsons tend to go after girls out of their league

Jane: That carson is pretty hot, but he looks really desperate
Lindsay: His name must be Carson

by Lifelifelife May 25, 2015

5๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


carson

One of the biggest fuckboys you will ever meet. He will be the best boyfriend ever and give you everything you want. Once he gets bored and wants something you won't give him he moves on and breaks your heart. He's a real ass hole.

Girl~your such a Carson just leave me alone
Boy~ how could you say that I'm way better than a Carson

by Erin the great and fabulous March 19, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


carson

carson is a term used to describe a guy with no life. he spends all of his time jerking off because he will never get a girl. his eyebrows were inspired by a catapillar.

wow look at that carson, what an awful person

by carsona May 20, 2016

8๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


carson

A boy who's annoying, rude, and says bad words all the time! Don't ever date a boy named Carson.

Ewwww your dating a Carson!

by Kaleighsid December 30, 2016

7๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


carson

Carson is a Jew that gets assed fucked bye his girls 24 inch dildo well he eats burgers and had cream cheese on his face

Carson was bent over with 24 inches inside him well eating cream cheese

by suckit123456 January 15, 2018

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