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The devils little helpers
Me- your cat is so cute
Satan- I know.
Warren: "You know I saw Jeff at Steve's Place the other night."
Rick: "I can't stand that cat, man.
Fred: "Word, man. That cat is always trying to play us like fools."
A small, cute, furry animal that eats mice. They also like people to send them toe pics and will burn your face off with lasers. Just ask Jon Taylor. He was given 48 hours to live after feeling the might of a cat's powers. Scientists also estimate that robo-cats will take over the world and eliminate the human race by 2037.
Warrior 1: bro that cat just melted off Harry's face!
Warrior 2: 'course he did bro. Don't you know what cats can do to humans?
Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!
Tiny evil demon that happens to be SO. FUCKING. ADORABLE}.
My cat is evil, it just scratched up my couch!