(1) A person of frantic and/or ridiculously silly demeanor, and so is hard to take seriously muppet and who moves, uncontrollably, from one overwhelming, confusing, or dangerous situation to the next as a way of life. (2) a muppet addicted to chaotic situations, people, or experiences. In all, chaos muppets get in over their heads but know of no other way to seek out new people or experiences; hence, like muppets, they lack control, focus, and/or self-awareness/ regard. Like an adrenaline junky, but sillier. (3) Someone who is, as a rule, always in over his/ her head, usually thinking he/ she is in total control...
Last week, he downed a bottle of sriracha, went skydiving, and then smoked crack all night. Mark is such a chaos muppet!
That feeling when your lines of communication are spread across multiple communication apps. Different email accounts and threads, text messages and chat conversations, internal and external connections - you're drowning in it all and can't find any order while. All while losing time, money and energy - absolute communication chaos.
I'm looking for a specific email and can't find it anywhere!
I have an app for my team chat, another for emails, two for video calls (which also have a chat component), don't forget a web-app for notes which also has a collaborative aspect to it.
It's absolute communication chaos!
I just wish I had one app that will help productivity Spike for my team and I, and keep everything in one place so I don't have to keep jumping between different apps.
He has the biggest peen on the planet and is only 15. He has had sex with 331 different women, and has probably fucked your mom. He wants to be a train conductor when he grows up so he can keep running trains on these chicks fr.
Tuna: dude I think Chaos Films is coming to my house
KTR: oh no hes gonna smash your mom just like he fucked my mom
Tuna: ๐ฅ
One of the divine chaos creatures, like a Kaos Kitty or an Agent of Chaos. These fluffy yet absolutely corrupted by madness creatures are kind, yet twisted. Like someone tried to make a white rabbit and then accidentally spilled the whole jar of YoWhatTheFuckIsThat accidentally into the formula. These bunnys are persumed mythical, but like other chaos beings is very real. Do not anger the bunny, feed the bunny, tease the bunny or well, let the bunny just be!
Is that a fucking Chaos Bunny!!!!
Hokkien slang: Lie about one's ability or lack thereof to escape or impress. Most often used to describe someone who is excused from military with a fake doctor's letter. Alternative spelling: chao keng
If you chao geng during this project I swear I'll slap the living daylights out of you.
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A paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.
Him: How was your day?
Me: My ninth period class is so wound up, every student is just blurting out anything and everything. It's exhausting and time goes by so slow. It's just tedious chaos every day with that class.
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What happens when a group of people get together and all try to talk at the same time.
The ladies of "The View" hone their skills in conversational chaos on each episode.
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