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You give a chick a facial, then give her a bloody nose.
Her nose was broken case I gave her a cheery cheesecake.
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An extremely athletic and violent sexual act, in which you rub a honeybun against your penis as lubricant, roll it up like a treasure map and tuck it into the receiving end’s ass. The honeybun is then forced out with a strong gust of force and winds before ejaculation and covered with feces and splooge. The honeybun is then placed in the oven for 30 minutes at 200 degrees and shared by all participants.
“Bro, why did my dad kick you out of the sleepover last Friday?”
“I asked him to honeybun cheesecake me…”
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When you cum on a girl's tits and make her lick it off.
"Damn Leroy, I just gave that hood rat a cheesecake lollipop!"
"Whaaaa?!"
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To choke the cheesecake is to perform any sexual act in conjunction with a food item in direct contact with the genitalia.
Cheesecake, while being quite prevalent in such acts, is but one of many. There have been reports of using franks and beans, and even pineapples.
I wouldn't go in there if I were you. He's choking the cheesecake.
You wanna choke the cheesecake? Fine. But I'm not cleaning up after you.
You did WHAT to our wedding cake??
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you get a bitch, ho, friend, yo momma, sucking yo cock and before you bust you pull it out her mouth, and punch her in the nose(in attempt to draw blood)Then you bust on her face. The red and white mixture makes a raspberry cheesecake.
He looked at his boys and said, "You know that bitch Shelia? Well, I'm gonna serve her up some raspberry cheesecake tonight."
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the act of consuming cheesecake in Cleveland where calories DO NOT count. You're welcome.
When Mary consumes Cleveland Cheesecake it is like it never happened. You're welcome.
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a cheesecake comprised solely of dick/ball cheese.
"For a million dollars would you eat a dick cheesecake?"
"With that uncircumcised shit, it wouldn't take you long to make a dick cheesecake."
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