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The Chinese Threesome is similar to the mundane threesome but one man penetrates the other man's ass and the leading man fucks with the amplified force of two men.
Xin - "Hey Kathy wanna have a Chinese threesome with me, and my boi Xhao. "
Kathy - "Normally I wouldn't but with twice the fucking power how can I refuse."
Person 1: Have you seen the TikTok video I’ve sent you?
Person 2: Sorry, I don’t use the Chinese spyware
A brand new meme of 2021!
It goes nicely to the chinese song "ching cheng hanji"
It is originaly in the famous cartoon tom and jerry from the scene where Tom is spining on the music disc having a chinese hat on...
Me: Have you seen the new meme?
Jake the memer: Of course! I call it chinese Tom.
When you stay up for too many days on methamphetamine and you start a sentence only to fall asleep in the middle of it and finish the same sentence with a completely different subject that makes no sense. You then realize as you wake up that you didn't make sense and you tried to play it off to whoever you were talking to. P.S. It never works.
"I know! I love when the pizza has dead bodies that I hid in my closet last night. " I said, pizza in hand.
"Time for bed buddy, you're TALKING CHINESE bullshit again"
A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.
Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese."
When you get completely naked and sit indian style on your girlfriends chest while she pretends to play your flaccid gummy dick as a fiddle while chugging soy sauce.
Last night wayne pulled the ole Chinese fiddler on his best friends girlfriend.... thanks Wayne...
A room full of people eating rice.
We walked into a chinese orgy the other day.