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Person 1: Have you seen the TikTok video I’ve sent you?
Person 2: Sorry, I don’t use the Chinese spyware
A room full of people eating rice.
We walked into a chinese orgy the other day.
1)To lift ones arm up and to punch them in the ribs.
2)The scene from the Martial Art film "Return of the Dragon" where the black guy enters the Chinese restaurant and cause trouble.
Man Jack fucked around and punched him in his Chinese Spareribs, guy was down and out!!
The act of taking excessive amounts of napkins/toilet paper/tissue while only using a minimal amount of it. The rest of the stack does not generally go to waste as the left over napkins/toilet paper/tissue stays on the table that was used by the person/perpetrator of said stack.
Man, check out this Chinese stack on the table!
A brand new meme of 2021!
It goes nicely to the chinese song "ching cheng hanji"
It is originaly in the famous cartoon tom and jerry from the scene where Tom is spining on the music disc having a chinese hat on...
Me: Have you seen the new meme?
Jake the memer: Of course! I call it chinese Tom.
When you stay up for too many days on methamphetamine and you start a sentence only to fall asleep in the middle of it and finish the same sentence with a completely different subject that makes no sense. You then realize as you wake up that you didn't make sense and you tried to play it off to whoever you were talking to. P.S. It never works.
"I know! I love when the pizza has dead bodies that I hid in my closet last night. " I said, pizza in hand.
"Time for bed buddy, you're TALKING CHINESE bullshit again"
A phrase used to describe Matt Barnes, the bassist of You Me At Six, a person who's secretly asian.
Josh Fransexme: "And Matt? He's probably... Secretly Chinese."