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A guy that plays the guitar and has really big side burns. He also spends Saturdays playing guitar hero and bathing in chocolate.
That guy Seamus is such a chode, but those girls he plays guitar hero with are really hot.
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While commonly confused with "chobe", chode has nothing to do with the length or girth of a penis. The Chode is the area between the scrotum and the anal opening. Also called the perenium, taint or gooch.
Steve licked my dick, them moved down to my chode before giving me a rim job.
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A wang that is quite a bit chubbier in width than it is in length.
Blake was laughed at when his pants fell of and his chode was revealed.
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There are three types of chodes:
1) A penis that is wider than it is long, yet still extremely small
2) The area between the anal sphincter and the testes
3) A penis that is equal to orgreater than 10 inches when folded in half
To reduce confusion, it is best to specify which chode you are talking about during the conversation.
Girl 1: I would have hit that, but he whipped out his chode 1 and I wasn't havin' it!
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Girl 2: Do you want to suck on my chode 2?
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Girl 3: Holy shit! That guy had a chode 3. I'm still sore from last night.
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(noun): A Penis that is wider than it is long.
(adj) A deragotory name for someone who is being a complete and utter douche.
"Timmy's chode was impossible for his girlfriend to deepthroat."
"Dammit Frank, stop being such a chode!"
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A chode is indeed a penis that it as wide as it is long, or wider even still. Often looks similar to a tin of tuna or an enlarged (not in all cases) clitoris.
"A Chode does exist Jonathan, I have one myself and can show you if you so wish. Your mother loved it, she likes the width"... the answer was "Thanks for the offer... but no"
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The chode is the area between your penis, and your ballsack. Its also called Taint, Grundle, or... CHODE! The chode is also the area in which the body creates "Monkey Nut" butter. This area is extra sensive and should be nibbled upon, gently.
I stuck my hand down my pants, and used my index finger to remove monkey nut butter from my chode. It smelt like butter popcorn.
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