tomato skin cigar

A used tampon.

Usually a man who likes to lick or suck on used tampons can be said to be "smoking the tomato skin cigar".

blue veined cigar

Another name for a penis

Marvin loves to smoke that blue veined cigar

Smoke a meat cigar

To suck someones dick.

I saw that queer smoke a meat cigar.

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fifty cent cigar

When you have to shit so bad that a turd the size of a fifty cent cigar starts to come out of your ass. Similar to shart

As Dave walked home, the cheap beer kicked in. He was forced to hobble home with a fifty cent cigar hanging out of his ass.

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meat cigars

The coolest band in the world

Man that Meat Cigars show last night rocked so hard my arms fell off!

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backwards cigar

a blunt or a joint

hey whats that?
this, its a backwards cigar

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Cuban Cigar Humidor

The act of microwaving a turd at the local pool and then "lubing up" with the product

I lost my KY so I had to pull a cuban cigar humidor on Samantha

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