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When you slip from the first hole into the second hole, you have a Rusty Clutch.
When his girlfriend looked back angrily when he attempted to do her in the butt, he shruged and blamed it on a Rusty Clutch.
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To fart in a car full of people, crank the heat for maximum effectiveness.
Mike was driving us to Jake's party and he farted, trapping us in his clutch oven
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The degree of measure to which someone came through in a moment of need, crisis, or difficulty. Can also be used in a sports context to acknowledge a moment where a player put on a game-winning performance when the team really needed him or her.
Brandi Chastain hitting that penalty shot against China was like a clutch quotient of 10.
Uh-oh, Rex Grossman just threw another interception. His clutch quotient is definitely in single digits.
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Houston, TX (nickname for the city of Houston created after the Houston Rockets 1st NBA championship where the Rockets put up a clutch performance coming from behind in clutch situations to win. The moniker was based on the Houston Chronicle's headline, Choke City, which was printed weeks earlier after the Astros and Rockets played poorly in clutch situations.)
We're driving to Clutch City this weekend to see the Rockets play the Spurs this weekend.
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A term used to describe when you defeat an entire enemy team in a first person shooter video game, when you are the only player remaining on your team.
Blake: "Dude!! You just took out their entire team!"
Jorgie: "Heck yeah bro that was a crazy clutch!"
A) A pseudo-derivitive of Schitz, Das Clutch is a term used by proles to express their mindless need to imitate and disgrace Schitz. It was created during the time lapse rightly dubbed as, "The Music Man."
B) Thought to have been originated by a rabid gang of HIV positive chimpanzees who had sold their soul/sal to the North Haven Public School's Board of Education.
C) Followers of Das Clutch insist on repeating this term monotonously despite the fact that it has so definition or substance.
Prole 1: We're all sheep
Prole 2: We also ruin musicals! Das Clutch!
They Husky Clutch is an advanced Brazilian Jiu Jistu technique which was perfected and made famous by Inter-Continental Belt Champion W.B. Zufall. The technique entails being in a mounted position and positioning the assailant's (on his back) arms directly overhead. Pressure is then applied to the assailant until he cries.
Wade won the fight by applying the Husky Clutch, sucking all life from his opponent.