Random
Source Code

Scuffle Coat

The outer garment you are wearing when you're spoiling for a fight, which you thrust upon the floor in rage prior to the blows (physical or verbal) you rain down on your nemesis.

"Dude, he just slammed down his scuffle coat. Shit's about to get real!"

by Disco duck November 12, 2015


Chocolate Coated

This refers to an object of value or utility that has been generously smeared with fresh feces, especially as an act of revenge.

Philo: "Oh, man - some poor asshole woke up the whole campsite this morning,... he was crying out, 'Aw FUCK! Oh, NO! I don't believe it! FUCK, no!' ...It turned out someone had chocolate coated every inch of the outside of his tent."

Phineas: "Whoa, and you're not actually talking about chocolate, are you... ...that's some harshly fucked up shit!"

Philo: "Exactly! I don't ever want to meet whoever it was he pissed off."

by QuietReflection October 17, 2010

1👍 1👎


coated balloon

You jizz on someones scrotum and then they put it in your mouth.

Last night at the sleepover he tea bagged me with a coated balloon. tea bag

by yourspecialchildrapistnextdoor May 22, 2010


Scroat Coat

Condom

Off out Tomming?

Don’t forget your scroat coat.

by Mofo1610 October 30, 2023


dad coat

A big oversized coat that smells like dad. Any style, but faded. Lots of pockets to store all the random junk dads have. Old but keeps you warm and if you’re a kid is a good blanket. Is long enough to cover you up while you take out the trash in your underwear at 11PM.

Mom: Take out the garbage.

Dad: Yeah let me throw on my dad coat, I don’t have any pants on.

by kurnous gromula January 14, 2020


Stevia coating

Whereas sugar coating involves omitting or downplaying information to make it more palatable, stevia coating is purely additive, preserving all of the original detail, but serving it alongside more pleasant, funny, or comforting information.

Example:

True statement: "She didn't call back because you freaked her out with all the muppet-themed foreplay."

Sugar coated statement: "She might feel awkward because you came on a little strong."

Stevia coated statement: "You have a good heart, and a charming personality, but when you try to bring in Muppet stuff so soon, it leaves them with a weird impression. If you hold off on that until they know you really well, girls will be swarming you in no time."

"I usually stevia coat bad news"

"My family never sugar coats anything, but for us, stevia coating is a time-honored tradition."

by Cato the Lesser December 2, 2020


blue coat

People who shy away from conventional medical treatments: chemotherapy, radiation, drugs etc and cure their cancers with nutrition and maintaining an alkaline diet. The name is used in opposition to the "white coats" such as the doctors and nurses.

The blue coat movement is a powerful trend that the medical and pharmaceutical industries do not want to progress.

She is a blue coat and followed the holistic approach to healing her cancer.

by iron skillet soup April 26, 2016