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Colder than fucking cold, So cold that the wind feels like a willow switch to the ass
It's like when you go into the northern woods for a few hours to hunt. When you get back up to go home you have to look behind you and make sure your ass wasn't left behind. That is ass cold
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In China, a joke that funny by virtue of being not actually funny at all. The name comes from the fact that when one hears a cold joke, he shivers in terror instead of laughing because the joke is so bad. From Mandarin Chinese, "leng xiao hua."
An example of a cold joke: "There was a hide and seek club at my high school. The president still hasn't been found."
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British for an ice pop or popsicle, used especially in the West Midlands and East Midlands.
Marjorie dear, fetch me a cold on the cob from the freezer.
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The act of being sucker punched by someone.
I left the bar around 4 am and when I staggered around the corner into the alley this guy cold cocked me with a punch to the face. I never saw it coming.
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Another name for vampires(a name given to them because of their unhumanly cold skin)
The cold one sucked the blood of his victim.
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It's an Ice-T slogan....When something is awful, he calls it Cold McDonalds because what's worse than cold mcdonalds?
I was at a party last night, and that party was cold mcdonalds
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