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A very gay card game made by very gay people.
Person A: Hey did you see the new season for The Dallas Collection came out?
Person B: Who are you get out of my house and why are you peeing
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all of the furniture upholstery and linens in one's home having skid marks left by one's dog, cat, or other pet. Based upon my personal experiences with my dog, "Bruce" Witter.
"Hey, before you sit on my sofa, would you like to check out the "Skids Witter" collection?"
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to collect phone numbers from women.
Lets play 1-800 collect 2nite.
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A phrase used when a person believes they are owed something (e.g. a favor), and the time for that repayment has come.
Often, the person(s) who the phrase is directed at is unaware of the need for repayment.
Dennis & Sally: Hi Frank, congrats on buying your new condo! Can you believe it was only six months ago when you were helping us move into our own place?
Frank: Good point- it's time to fucking collect!
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when your friend is being a dick head embarrassing or said summit dumb in front of your other friends this can be said
friend 1: "Nah soap tastes peng still"
you (saying to friend 2): "Sasha come and collect your bredrin/friend"
friend 2 : "thats your bredrin"
Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.
Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy
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A collection of rhyming words following the pattern (blank) my (blank)
EX of the (blank) my (blank) collection:
Ripple my Nipple
Suckle my Knuckle
Learn my Sperm
Lick my Dick