Ace Combat Zero

Ace Combat Zero is a prequal to Ace Combat 5. It centers around a mercenary group from Ustio, Galm Team. Galm Team consits of the main protaganist, Ciper (literally Zero in Japanese) and his wingman Solo Wing Pixy (Pixy for short). Ciper and Pixy are hired on as Ustio mercenaries and are a key asset in driving back the Belkans who invaded their nieghbors. Ciper and his wingman must take on Belkan Aces in all shapes and sizes. The game is narrorated from third-person by some journalist who also interviews the aces you fight with. There are many ways to end the game, and unlike Ace Combat 5, you can pick your special weapon. The game ends with you succesfully stopping the terrorist organization 'A World With No Boundries".

Me: Ace Combat Zero is awesome...but way too short.

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Ace Combat 3

Ace Combat 3 is perhapes the most contraversial Ace Combat game in the series. it is the first game in the series to feature all original aircraft either inspired by real world air craft, or made-up all together.

Real: F-16C Fighting Falcon
Inspired: F-16XF Gyrafalcon
Fiction: R-102 Delphius II

Ace Combat 3 is also the first in the line which allows you to view 360 degrees from all angles around or in your plane. Also it is the first to include Stratosphere and Low Space combat outside earth's Gravity Well. The Japanese version of this game is contained on two discs with an animated story line and full voice audio, but the English Version is one disc and contains no voice audio excep for the computer telling you what you're doing. Even cut scenes have no voice audio. A older but disapointing game for PS1, still good for the die hard fan.

Me: Damn, I wish they would remake Ace Combat 3 and dub it over. It would sell out in no time.

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Monday Night Combat

A incoming game from "Uber Entertainment Studios" and published by no one less than Microsoft. It features a combat oriented action and fps-ish features, with customizable characters and futuristic-styled maps. The game received decent ratings ranging from 7.75 at Game Informer and 9/10 out at Euro Gamer magazines.

Other features include the Spunky Cola update and other downloadable content direct from developer.

I didn't buy me yet that copy of "MNC" (Monday Night Combat) until I read something on a Steam pop-up over at Valve's annoying program. In fact, I won't.

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hand to gland combat

is when you are enjoying a vigorous masterbation session

i am havin a hand to gland combat

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Combat Beej

A blow job received in a theater of war (Military term).

Yo bro, did you get a Combat Beej from that ho-bag Sergeant?

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Death Combat

A game of wits, where 2 or more people face off in karate stance. They then gently press onto each others crotches and or penis massaging with brute strength. Like a game of chess, each player must use strategy to win. Whoever taps out loses, and must leave the field of combat. You may also rub the ass, and put each other in gridlock holds so that the other opponent cannot leave your grip.

"Shit! that Motherfucker got a boner when we were playing death combat."

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hand to man combat

to beat off, materbate or pull wang

dude 1: I think i am going to slam some ham.
dude 2: what?
dude 1: You know a little hand to man combat.