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Girl: Baby do you have protection?
Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.
Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!
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Realizing at some point during or after intercourse that your condom has ejected itself and is now, through repeated ram-rodding, nested itself as far into her vagina as possible, you have no choice but to do the gentlemanly thing and retrieve it -'through whatever means necessary'.
Loser: "What'd you do last night?"
Stud: "I was knocking the back out of Sheila's vaj. When I finally pulled out after a good 30 to 45 seconds of awesome lovemaking, I realized my Magnum had abondoned ship. I was wrist deep in her coochie doing some series condom mining. Bitch owes me big time!"
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A single-use account, created for the purposes of (a) gaining intimate details on another's social networking page, without the desire of commitment to the site, or (b) achieving a goal which would require the approval of multiple users. Often used with the consent of the other party and/or without explicit non-consent of the hosting site, and most likely used in conjunction with a condom email. Once the user has satisfied his/her desire, the account is discarded.
Is related to a ghost account or sock puppet, in that the user is forging a new identity, but a condom account is solely used as a means of access.
Jill: "Wanna see my wild party pics?"
Jack: "Yes, I would. But since I do not want to be sullied by associating with that social networking site, let me get my condom account on first."
Jill: "Hooray!"
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A condom made from plastic cling wrap and an elastic band.
She's getting child support on top of the dole because Shane used a westie condom.
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1. A plastic bag filled with wet corn that is used for Nebraskan sex, or fishing.
Trevor is using his Nebraskan condom to catch some spoonies at the river
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How Half my classmates got here.
Lil Kurt's dad used one....and he regrets it every day!
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A plastic bag and a rubber band
well shucks, we ran out of cock covers so lets make one o' thems redneck condoms
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