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A condition that is developed by keeping one's own opinions to oneself as to not "rock the boat." Especially common for those who keep their opinion's to themselves on social media, often writing paragraphs of opinions in response to others, only to delete them to avoid a war with friends. This condition becomes especially unhealthy when developing ignorant friend circles and being exposed to ludicrous shit on a constant basis.
Heather became opinionatedly constipated after making friends with idiots on Facebook during a presidential election season.
when you try to do the duckface for a selfie, but you have to take a dump
Guy 1: Sonia looks good of Facebook tonite
Guy 2: yeah but she looks like she needs to take a shit tho
Sonia: Constipated duckface!
when shit gets stuck in your ass and it hurts to take a dump (it hurts like all hell is breaking loose)
henry: damn it, I'm constipated!
Felisha: ew I don't wanna know that!
when nothing comes out of you butt for a long long long long time
constipated chicken
is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
german constipation
The weed is surrounding you.
“Omg, Andi do you feel constipated by air?! Hee hee.”