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A state of mental stagnancy; one is unable to excrete thoughts. A bit like writer's block for your brain's bowels.
I cannot finish my essay on my latest axiom, do I have postulation constipation? (yes)
Stacy won't have her speech written in time for her presentation because she has postulation constipation .
When ya can’t cry. I mean like, the tears are there, but they just, won’t come out.
The sunset and sunrise gives me eye constipation.
AAAAAAAAAA EYE CONSTIPATIONNNN!!!!
That scene gave me eye constipation.
When you get backed up watching the shit in your Netflix list.
I can’t go out tonite. I got some serious Netflix Constipation! I’m like 6 episodes behind on “Cupcake & Dino”!
The act of getting a blowjob while the partner is taking a shit.
Cody enjoys giving Constipated Sea Monkeys.
People with wide load vaginas. Who make constipated faces while having sex 😂
That girl was such a constipated fuck. Never again will I make love to her
An alternative way of saying "writers block".
"I'm not suffering from scribes constipation, I just haven't had the time to write."
the dance move of a slow twerk that resembles a constipated cat that is trying to push out a hard shit that arches and retracts it’s back while pursing it’s lips.
“Omg she’s doing the Constipated Cat!”