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The intense head rush one feels after standing up from unlacing or lacing up a pair of Converse All Stars.
The unspoken reason why many stoners wear converse; they allow for one to acceptably bend over for a long period of time before rapidly standing up, causing feelings of euphoria when one is high on marijuana.
person one : dude, why do you always wear converse when we smoke?
person two: dude, obviously. I need an excuse to get the Converse Rush when I see your parents. They'd know we were high if i just bent over for 2 minutes and then stood up! now, im in the clear!
Whoa, i feel like I'm about to faint. That was a hella converse rush bro.
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A forced conversation with a person who is obviously not interested in talking to you; talking to a person who is trying to read or study, stopping a person in the hall who was avoiding eye contact with you, and seeking a person out for a pointless conversation are all conversational rape.
"I was trying to do my homework and she just kept talking about her vitamins. it was awful. the worst conversational rape i've ever been through."
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Is when two people have a very long conversation about everything thats going on in their lfe. This is when you both open up and let your feelings free. It could also make them very close
Dave: Wow i never knew we had so much in common, i feel so much closer to you.
Marry: Yeah i feel the same way, im glad we had a deep conversation tonight.
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A person who becomes one's bitch during conversation. Usually because they're trying so hard to get in that person's pants that they'll talk about anything.
Third party observer: Please observe as I casually stroll by this conversation bitch.
Girl: So I have this collection of teddy bears at my apartment, and...
Guy: Oh my god, right? That's so cool!
A person that always wants to chat but never takes the hint when other people don't have time or don't want to talk to them. They make tasks last longer than they need to be and would gladly make you late for a train with a big, stupid smile on their face while you politely try to escape from them.
Guess which conversation bastard I just got stuck with?
A person that "hijacks" a conversation and "crashes it into the ground" by saying something akward, pointless or not pertaining to the topic, thus ruining the mood of the conversation.
Bob and sally are talking about their day. Then Zach jumps into the conversation and ruins it. Thus becomeing a conversation terrorist.
bob: yea my boss made me stay late yesterday and tried to make me stay late again today. i told him if he did i was going to quit.
Sally: Really? my boss tried to do that to me last week but i told him i had a doctors apointment.
Bob: I hate it when they try to do that.
Zach: Will anti burn cream help get rid of these warts i have all over my hands and back?
Bob:........
Sally:.......
Bob: Man.. that was like 9/11 all over again.
The man or woman who routinely steamrolls their way into a private conversation and makes it their own, usually stealing one conversation partner and leaving the other feeling jilted.
Common incident in staff rooms, classrooms, etc., where interesting conversations are few and far between.
Esmeralda: "Oh you're so funny Rufus, I would be so unhappy without you to talk to."
Rufus: "So I was wondering, well if you're not too busy tonight, maybe we could-"
Jean-Claude: (pokes Esmerelda) "Traffic was bad this morning..."
Rufus:(looking totally cast aside)"That fucking Jean-Claude... what a conversation thief!"
Tom: "Yeah."
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