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A guy that wanted to be Crazy Internet Famous on youtube. He does "weekly" Documentaries about Youtube called Becoming Youtube. Ben is a guy that got everyone to draw him on Twitter. He has firetruck red hair.
Benjamin Cook's "weekly" Becoming Youtube documentaries are AWESOME!
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When two guys score with the same chick at the same time
Hey Baby, wanna get Vander-Cooked
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Smoking marijuana to the point where you cant smoke anymore.
Jim: Hey you want this man?
Tony: Nah I'll pass...I'm fully cooked
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Leo: if that dirty cop fucks with me, I need to cook some bacon.
2. Stitches - Fuck the police
I just found out where them cops live
So when I shoot up they crib I can see 'em drop dead
Put some bacon on the barbecue
3. You still know those guys who used to cook bacon?
4. Ill be cooking bacon.
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Nickname for smoke detectors, based on their inability to tell the difference between a fire and someone cooking.
I was fixing a steak, and the cooking alarm went off. Fire department came and everything.
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The Gallagher of our generation. Dane Cook is a "comedian" that everyone seems to love despite his extreme mediocrity. His amazing lack of jokes combined with his ability to run around the stage like a five-year-old without his meds appeals to anyone without a soul or any knowledge of comedy. His trite and obvious observations contain no punchlines and often appeal to people with short attention spans.
You ever go into the bathroom and everything is WET? The floor is wet! The counters are wet! Everything's wet!
-Dane Cook
Uh... could it be because people piss on the floor and wash their hands aggressively?
-Andy Kindler
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A describing word for a person who leaks awesomeness and is desired to be.
The children turned to her and stated, "Your so cool, you could almost be a Bella Cooke."