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A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away
Christina pulled the parachute cord last night
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Retards (redundant spinal corded vertier)
Wired headphones for people who can’t afford AirPods
I lost my AirPods so I’m stuck with my tangled poverty cords for a while
The feeding tube connected to a baby from a meth addicted mother. These babies usually mean mug you when making eye contact due to withdrawals and should be avoided whenever possible
Damn man! She should have never cut tyrone from that methbilical cord
When a shot in basketball goes very cleanly through the hoop without touching it. Similar to "Nothing but net."
LeBron James made a perfect shot. Nothing but cord.
The white cord attached to earbuds that you get when you've purchased an iPod---you'll often see people untangling these rather klutzy things on the bus or train when personal listening is called for. Sometimes makes you wonder if some people are permanently attached to those things...
Can't talk to that girl now---she's got her white umbilical cord on.