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a really gross story which will probably lose your appetite after the story
The Corndog Story
there once was three bums outside of a restaurant. Two of the bums dared one of the bums to go in and beg for food. He goes inside and sees a lady. He goes up to her and begs for food she says only if you fuck me in the back room. He says ok. when they get there he really did not want to do it so he looks to the side and sees some corn dogs she turned around he stuck the corn dog in her ass she said "oh" because she thought it was his dick she said "do that again" so he did it again he threw them out the window because they came out red so he got all he can eat he went out side and he said guys i got all i can eat they said so we got two condogs with ketchup
Cover your dick in mustard (and/or) ketchup and shove it in your lady’s ass.
I took home a 3 last night and gave her a back door corndog.
The act of eating large amounts of corn and then performing the hot carl.
Dude, my girlfriend wanted to get crazy last night so I went to Boston Market, loaded up on corn, and about an hour later I gave her a steamy North Texas corndog. It was awesome. Then I put on my robe.
When you're banging an older woman with flabby skin and she straps it around your peepee like a corndog
Went out with Mabel from the canasta club...man does she make a mean South Carolina Corndog.
Let’s go get some corn dogs because it’s National Corndog Day!
When someone covers their partners dick in grease to use as lube
We went to the county fair in Kansas and after I let my girl grease my corndog
Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster
"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"
"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no