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xerostomia, dryness of the mouth
I had major a terrible case of cotton mouth from sweating all day.
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Dot Cottons Mouth
The Gary Glitter, the nick, the tradesmans, the anus, the nipsy
"Yeeeeoooooouch" howled Tarquin as the saddle came off his bike as he sat down.
"That bloody metal pole stabbed me right in Dot Cottons Mouth!"
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Eastenders sexiest female character
"Lend us a fiver grandad, i'm gonna nip to the minute mart and buy dot cotton a pack of 10"
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Tampon or A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women and emo boys insert into their vaginas when they're having their period.
And she says, "Not this week honey, I'm visiting the cotton cowboy!"
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Dumbass old people with white hair that buy Buicks and drive 25mph on the freeway, and come to Dr's appts. and ask f'ing retarded questions. Like "Who should I put down for emergency contact?" How the FUCK would I know?
"Sorry I'm late coming back from lunch, I was stuck behind some cottonheads pulling out of the Denny's parking lot."
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(KAW-TEHN KAN-DEE)
1) Spun sugar that results in a whispy confectionery, typically merchandised in a see-thru plastic bag, or on a paper cone.
2) When a man or woman's pubic hair has a sweet taste and aroma from their body soap.
Clown: "Would you like a taste of COTTON CANDY from my bag, little boy?"
Dad: "Hey, fuck you faggot, get your sick sugar-dick outta here."
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Tim: "I muff-dived into Sheila's pussy last night and munched on that shit like it was COTTON CANDY."
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Hank Hill's father, a bitter old man who blames everybody but himsef for his problem.
Cotton Hill: Where's my bacon? I hate sausage!
Hank Hill: Dad...
(Cotton goes nutty)
Hank Hill: Stop it, You're acting like a jackass.
Cotton Hill: (whining) But I want bacon!
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