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Baked goods or other small gifts given to or left by a cougar to a young buck. These "droppings" are meant to entice the prey to stay longer or make more frequent apperances.
Moe: "Man these are great cookies! Did you make them yourself?"
Larry: "Nope, they're cougar droppings from that chick I met at the wine bar."
Moe: "Dude these are so good, they taste like my Mom's cookies."
Larry: (silence)
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A woman who is in her 20s to early 30s and is interested in younger men. She may or may not be interested in keeping them as a boyfriend.
Wow, did you see her hustle that 18 year old boy outside the club last night? She's definitely a pre-cougar at 26.
An alert/call used to not only warn others of the presence an "untouchable," but to ask for assistance in the avoidance of the "untouchable" in question as well. If alert fails and one is approached, respect each others boundaries and speak in a proffesional matter. Politeness and distance are one's keys to success in the everlasting battle faced each day.
Here is a situation in which the("cougar!") alert would be placed in effect. The possible interaction b/w oneself and a "David Eggers" would warrent a "cougar" alert/call. May also appear under the name "Davey." Quick description: Tall, slender body type. Brown eyes and hair. 15/16 years of age. An,"I'm the shit," attitude. Crewmember of McDonalds, currently wearing a blueshirt, possible promotion to red in the coming weeks.
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Cougar Milk is a beverage used by cougars, with other cougars, as a social drink to dull the senses. Cougar Milk is often a gin & tonic, white wine, or Cosmo.
Cougar Milk is available at country clubs, tennis clubs, five star hotels and truck stops in Nevada. Women under the age of 39 should avoid Cougar Milk until they have developed a serious drinking problem. Cougar Milk should not be consumed until after 9:30 AM. Please use caution when operating a dildo or other sexual device after using Cougar Milk. In some cases, cougars reported an uncontrollable need to shop after drinking large quantities of Cougar Milk. Luxury auto dealerships and high-end jewelry stores should be avoided while using Cougar Milk unless otherwise directed by your divorce attorney.
After knocking back Cougar Milk all morning, the cougars went to the day spa and spent the afternoon complaining about their lovers.
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When a cougar picks up and has sex with a young and inexperienced male who learns a lot from the the encounter
"Where did Dave go?" "Cougar class"
I went to cougar class last night!
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A picture of a bunch of beautiful women, a few of them kissing sensually. Look for it on Google Images.
I love when people post Awesome Cougars, it makes my day a lot brighter.
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A reference to how the Spice "Girls" aren't girls anymore and some are Cougars!
Those aren't the Spice Girls, they're too old to be girls and should be called the Spice Cougars!
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