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If you've ever eaten a burger or a steak, and it's undercooked, you say "A little iodine and that thing could walk again!", implying that it's only a minor cut, and the animal could come back to life if iodine (a cut medicine) was applied.
Waiter: Here's your steak, sir.
Customer: *Cuts into the Steak, sees that it is raw.*
Waiter: Is everything OK?
Customer: Actually, no.
Waiter: What's wrong?
Customer: Weeeell, let's just say... A little iodine and that thing could walk again.
Waiter: Oh, no. Terribly sorry, sir.
But you know he isn't sorry. They never are.
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A midwestern colloquialism meaning that you could even drive a person who had no manner of sensory perception up the wall because you are beyond all natural levels of irritating.
Matthew Lesko could drive a wooden person crazy.
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stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?
stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself
A phrase used to pick up military men.
Hey boyssss, what your pants could do for me!!! *winks* -gdaus
To try to do more than you are able to do.
I think I bit off more than I could chew when I agreed to paint this house by myself.
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When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star
I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage
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Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.
other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast
Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.
(Australian Slang)
A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".
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