COVID-BAR'ed

thoroughly confused, disordered, damaged or ruined due to the COVID virus.

Usually referring to data issues.
Often used by actuaries.

I would like to rely on emerging 2020 data, but it is completely COVID-BAR'ed
- Andrew France, Chief Actuary, Florida Blue Medicare, May 2020

COVID Litter

The debris found in parking lots, roads, and other places related to COVID. Examples include masks and empty bottles of hand sanitizer.

I almost tripped over some COVID litter when I went to the store today. There were old, dirty masks everywhere.

Covid Hag

A women who looks at though she’s been run down for 12 years but it’s only been 1.

Jenny has been home schooling her kids for the last year but it looks like it’s been 12... damn she’s become a Covid Hag

COVID-cuffed

When you realize who you can be close to during covid-19 social distancing and decide to date because it's convenient and they are already a contact.

When she realized she was stuck with her roommate during the pandemic, she covid-cuffed out boredom and realized he was amazing in bed. The pandemic can have happy unexpected outcomes.

Covid Freak

Someone who overly freaks out about Covid social distancing.

This lady at the supermarket was a covid freak, she pulled out a tape measure to measure 6 feet between us.

Cure for COVID

The dead skin between Belle Delphine's toes.

"Bro I got the cure for covid"
"sweet man where did you get it"
'from between Belle Delphine's toes"

COVID-19

Euphamism for pounds gained during a period of quarantine, shelter in place, lockdown, self-isolation, or social distancing, usually due to stress eating one's way through one's food storage during the 2020 global pandemic caused by the Coronavirus.

I just got rid of my Freshman 15 before packing on another COVID-19

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