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ejaculate in a chick's mouth so that they puff up with jizz, then hit her cheeks with your cock (aka the sledge-o-matic) so that it sprays all over. caution: first row audience may get wet
i was in the first row of the crank that gallagher last night and i didn't have a raincoat
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An extension of the Cry Wank.
To vomit at the same time as crying and wanking.
I imagined her having sex with her new boyfriend & had a Chunder Crank.
To take a massive dump. to shit.
Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.
Refers the the large sores meth-users get on their face after picking. Picking is either caused by tweaking or the hallucinations that bugs are crawling under your skin.
tweakingpickingcracknecrank craters
A lacrosse term where during practice players will often take full power shots scarily close to the goalie
Chill Jack that crease crank nearly too my head off.
Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.
Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!
Crank bugs are not real. Meth user's who are in the advanced stages of meth addiction, feel a tingling sensation on their arms and face and then see hallucinatory bugs and spiders (which really aren't there). They then start digging into and peeling back chunks of their skin and flesh in an attempt to "get at" the little creatures. This creates lots of scabbing, typical on meth addicts. Crank bugs are not your freind. Neither is methamphetamine...Stop using meth!
Man did you see all the scabs on Billy? That dude's been chasing crank bugs big time! I think he needs professional help!
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