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Chunder Crank

An extension of the Cry Wank.

To vomit at the same time as crying and wanking.

I imagined her having sex with her new boyfriend & had a Chunder Crank.

by lykenlove April 16, 2011


Crank a Deutch

To take a massive dump. to shit.

Every morning after my first sip of coffee I have to Crank a Deutch.

by hambone. October 28, 2011


Crank Craters

Refers the the large sores meth-users get on their face after picking. Picking is either caused by tweaking or the hallucinations that bugs are crawling under your skin.

tweakingpickingcracknecrank craters

by Miss Speedy March 13, 2011


crease crank

A lacrosse term where during practice players will often take full power shots scarily close to the goalie

Chill Jack that crease crank nearly too my head off.

by Anon131 December 12, 2017


crank pull

Act of hanging one's penis out of one's open fly and walking through a room full of women, being sure to deny knowledge of what anyone is talking about when they notice it and react. Works most effectively while carrying a briefcase for some reason.

Get ready. Kerry's gonna do the crank pull!

by exitflagger April 29, 2008


Crank Bugs

Crank bugs are not real. Meth user's who are in the advanced stages of meth addiction, feel a tingling sensation on their arms and face and then see hallucinatory bugs and spiders (which really aren't there). They then start digging into and peeling back chunks of their skin and flesh in an attempt to "get at" the little creatures. This creates lots of scabbing, typical on meth addicts. Crank bugs are not your freind. Neither is methamphetamine...Stop using meth!

Man did you see all the scabs on Billy? That dude's been chasing crank bugs big time! I think he needs professional help!

by Johnny D January 31, 2006

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shit crank

n., the tail on a cat, dog, or any other animal whose anus is located just under the spot where the tail connects to the body. The term comes from the story of Jed Angus, who discovered that when he raised and lowered the tail of his pet dog (as if using a crank), poop came out.

Dude, my cat keeps walking around with his shit crank up in the air, so everyone can see his shit hole!

by Acting Jack February 8, 2008

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