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A awful post from the now defunct Miiverse, posted by PaulyU. He was later banned for selling a game through the service.
PaulyU: y cant metroid crawl?
Its a sentence that is the kind way of telling someone to shut up ..:) if they are being extremely pissy.
A man walks in from of you in a McDonalds line and doesn't care you say oh go crawl in a hole and die .. Easy peasy lemmon yeezy
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Full phrase: "What crawled up your ass and died?" It is said after somebody farts and the smell is so horrible that everyone in the room runs out gagging. The implication is that the fart smells as bad as, for example, a rotting dead skunk or maggoty rat.
Todd's fart was so overpowering that Ben said, "Man, you stink! What crawled up your ass and died?"
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(1) to obtain clarity of thought or extemporaneous enlightenment, (2) to experience ease of difficulty, (3) to leave an arduous state of mind or being.
I had to crawl up out some cheese on this paper on Shakespeare and Chaucer.
My team crawled up out some cheese with a tie-breaking score.
I find myself crawling up out some cheese on Fridays and Sundays when I can relax.
You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back! — a variation of You’ll walk over; but, you’ll limp back! Spoken as a prelude to the promise of a good fight; or, overly vigorous multi-position highly active sex — though not at the same time.
Neither of these are possible for the current generation of men who are still virgins at 28; and, keyboard warriors only at best!!! But, that’s another Urban Dictionary entry.
An extreme athlete just who spent 500 days in a cave and recently came out told her lover:
You can try to have sex with me if you want to; but, I’ve been in a cave for 500 days; You’ll walk over; but, you’ll crawl back!
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A line of flavor text when fighting Sans that might pop up, the protagonist is described as 'feeling their sins crawling down their back'.
Other words can be transplanted into it.
Undertale
You felt your sins crawling down your back (Original)
You felt a girl crawling down your back
you felt ___ crawling down your back
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A comeback to eat shit and die that will leave the original speaker speechless.
First heard in Boston in 1978 and never forgotten.
Peter: Eat shit and die!
Brenda: Eat cheese and crawl up my ass!
Peter: ...
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