Dio scolopendra antartica

Atypical italian blasphemy used in the most exaggerated anger situations, when a "porco dio" isn't enough
Literally it means "god is antarctic centipede"

"Dio scolopendra antartica, non ci posso credere, mi hanno già rubato due macchine questo mese, perché sono venuto a vivere a Napoli"

"Giuro che se non la smetti di toccarmi ti estraggo entrambe le tonsille con il solo ausilio dell'aratro di mio nonno, Dio scolopendra antartica"

dio tech tips

Professional ghoster

“Your acting like a dio tech tips!” “What?!”

Dio da silva

The coolest dude alive, if you ever see this guy make sure to give him 2 dollars. Dio is so sweet, he has the voice of a angel, and omg that guy makes great chilli.

omg, is that Dio da silva?

Dio serpente a sonagli

Italian insult to God. It's like "Dio serpente" but used when the problem is particularly serious

"Dio serpente a sonagli, siamo in contromano!" Tr. "Dio serpente a sonagli, we are driving in a wrong way!"

"Dio serpente a sonagli mi sono chiuso il dito nel cassetto!!!" Tr. "Dio serpente a sonagli, I closed drawer with my finger in!!!"

"Una multa da 2000 €?????? Dio serpente a sonagli!" Tr. "A 2000 € fine????? Dio serpente a sonagli!"

Kono Dio Da

Popular phrase spoken by Dio Brando in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Phantom Blood.

Otherwise known as the most unfunniest phrase in the JJBA fandom

"And now, your first kiss wasn't with Jojo... It was with me, Dio! Kono Dio Da!"

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Mano De Dios

The phrase used to describe when a woman's hand guides the male genitals into the "goal", named after the infamous Diego Maradona goal, whereby he punched the ball into the net and said afterwards it was the "hand of god", in the 1986 World Cup match between Argentina and England.

"As they had never before been together, Wanda gently showed Pedro the mano de dios."

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juan de dios

-Known for having a chode and likes big dick up the ass. Usually has curly hair.

Juan De Dios has a small dick.

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