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The funniest Belgian evil genius ever. Stars in the movies series of Austin Powers.
All I asked for was sharks with frikin' laser beams attached to their heads!
Ow! You shot me you a-hole!
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America's #1 commodity from America! He is one of Leland the cough drop's friends, and has starred in over 30,000 movies all by himself. Such as, "3, 2, 1, Dr. Tran," "Operation: Dr. Tran," "Oh Shit, It's Dr. Tran," "'Q' is For Dr. Tran," and many, many more. He sells ice from a store outside his house, and has had many adventures with his friend Hotel Soap. He has his own fan mail show, and he owns a Ph.D. in KICKING YOUR ASS! And he will kill your mother with a broken lawn chair.
Dr. Tran: "I'm not a moccodity!"
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Literally, "Too long; didn't read"
Said whenever a nerd makes a post that is too long to bother reading.
"omg you postwench. i can only say one thing in response - tl;dr"
"tl;dr...why dont you give up on your unabridged edition of War and Peace or at least stop posting it here?"
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The most annoying metronome ever created. Includes loud obnoxious clicks and some wierd lady counting.
During rehersal Dr. Beat was so loud that even cross country complained
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Julius Erving. One of the best NBA players of all time. Invented the slam dunk
Dr J is the best basketball player
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The bald madman on daily TV whose idea of therapy involves yelling at those who seek his guidance. Was at one time Oprah's bitch, but he now has his own show and thinks he's too good for her sexy ass.
Whenever people ask me for advice, I simply apply what I've learned from Dr. Phil: I yell at them and tell them how stupid and lazy they are and how all of their problems are their fault.
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