To play air drums with your middle fingers. Usually to the beat of a song that is currently playing.
Adam played his fuck drums to distract Corey during a classic match of beer-pong.
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as you tit fuck a girl you use your dick to slap her huge tits, acting as a drum set.
my girlfriend wont talk to me cuz i made her tits lactate from giving her drum tits, now she has broozes all over.
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when a song stops everything but the drums
did you here that drum solo man it was awsome?
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Titty Drumming; v. The art of ritualized percussion of a female humans breasts performed by vigorous rhythmic hand slapping upon the surface of each breast. The act is typically performed by the dominate partner in a sexual relationship as a subconscious assertion of control.
"When my girlfriend started hounding me at work last week, I gave her a great Titty Drumming."
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a vagina; the female version of skinflute
"Next time he asks you if you play the skinflute, say 'No I bang on the Clam Drum' duh!"
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the funnest instrument to play! along with guitar and viola, of course.
Look at my awesome drum set! It's b-e-a-utiful!
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The best reason to play drums.
Yo man, I play Pearl Drums...everything else is shit!
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