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Aidil Danish is a good student.he very friendly but he dont have a lot of friends.he is lazy and always do works at last minute.He always horny and have a dirty mind.He is awesome but not as awrsome as Muhammad Aidil.
Aidil Danish is gay.
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Some fucked up weird shit that some guy using the same nickname as me put up. Goddamn man, goddamn.
GODDAMN
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...for real, what the hell?!
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the biggest fucking sluts on the planet!
Danish girls act like they are "sexually liberated" but they are really just dirty fucking sluts who love cocks in their asses!
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Amazing person . A cool friend yet an awesome lover. Will always be there for the ones they care about.
Jane : I think I'm in love with Akmal Danish
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A place where animals never kick, no matter how hard danish people fuck them.
Svend and I were at the barn yesterday fucking animals and did not get kicked once. It was danish heaven!
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When expecting a visitor, a group of guys gets together and collects some man juice in their hands. Then they wait by the door so they can hear the visitor walking up. When the unsuspecting person walks in the door everyone proceeds to pelt the victim with the jizz (similar to throwing rice on a couple when they come out of the doors of the church after a wedding). Aiming for eyes and mouth is highly encouraged.
Note: Females usually do not appreciate this and find it more "degrading" than funny so use on couples and females at own risk...Also, do not use at a real wedding...that is just messed up
"Oh man we were throwing a big party in our dorm and we knew our RA was going to bust it. So we just waited, and when he came in we gave him the biggest danish wedding ever!"
"My friend just flew in from school out of state and for a welcome back present me and my buddies decided to give him a nice warm danish wedding."
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Two or more Danish people.
"I had an orgy with some hot Danishes last night."
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