Wetter than the farmers daughter on church day

When some where’s really wet and soggy...
Cause the farmers daughter is always wet on church day

Bro1:Dude did you see outside

Bro2:yah it’s wetter than the farmers daughter on church day out there.

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a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

1. n. a wank

You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!

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Get a daughter sniffer mug for your buddy Trump

DAMN RIGHT I WILL GET A DAUGHTER SNIFFER MUG FOR MY BUDDY TRUMP! BIDEN IS A DAUGHTER SNIFFER. HE WILL SNIFF YOUF SON AS WELL. AND YOUR SON'S SON! AND YOUR SON'S SON'S SON! MAYBE EVEN YOUR FRIEND'S SON UNTIL THE END OF THE SUN! DAMN, THERE ARE A LOT OF SONS!

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8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.

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national transfer money to your daughters account day

April 18th is national transfer money to your daughters account day. Where your parents put money into your account or give you money.

Daughter: Hey mom it's national transfer money to your daughters account day... can I have 50$?

Mom: oh... sure I guess!

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would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter

A question that TikTok, YouTube shorts, and Facebook reels "Influencers" ask random ass hoes on the street.

A thot is someone (typically female) that engages in a lot of sexual Activity, or streams on twitch in skimpy outfits and asks for money from men.

Gay would mean homosexual in this situation

Which would you rather have?

Influencer: "how much do you pay for rent in New York"
Random person: "Any other questions?"
Influencer: "Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?"
Random person: "Either way it's free head"

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National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day

23rd of october is the buy ur daughter whatever she wants day

“Today is National Buy your daughter whatever yoy want day, mom. Can i have a PS4?”