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A fuck ass nigga who likes skinny white girls that talk with a lisp. These girls typically have super flat asses. This nigga david is usually walks very slow because he tryna check out some skinny white girls ass
Yo david that bitch your dating looks like a wall
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A religion founded on the basic principle that David is the beginning, and David is the end. Everything is David. Through David, you will better yourself and everyone around you. Without David, you will suffer. He is the light, the darkness, and everything in between.
"Oh, you're jealous of how many people love Michael. That's because he recently converted to Davidism!"
Biggest cock in the world, famous for doing Alabama hot pockets with his daughter's babysitter. His hydrolic water-cooling cock is measured at 16.4 feet which is perfect for tearing anyone's ass! He is currently viral on David Dobrik for having sex with his assistant (Natalie).
Natalie: OHHH THAT HYDROLIC COCK IS SO MASSIVE!!!! FUUUUUUCK!
David: Come to my bedroom.
Natalie: No I want to fuck you in the Tesla David Dobrik gave me.
David: I'll Alabama hot pocket you and Elon Musk you with my Space X cock.
a david is an amazing dude who has a beautiful heavenly voice has a ton of friends and has the perfect body and will do anything when it comes to love and really opens up when around trusty friends and is perfect when it comes to kissing
"Oh man that David is hot he kissed me perfectly howdoes he do it. I wish every other man was like David"
this mothafucka loves fortnite and hes tall as fuck
guy:David, are you playing Fortnite?
David:yes
Guy:predictable
David is the best boi you will ever meet. He usually has curly brown hair, amazing blue eyes, and will always find excuses to hold your hands. He's super warm and will give out warm hugs when you're cold. David is completely oblivious to all the girls that have crushes on him, and he's pretty chill. If you make plans with him, he might ditch, but will come if you go to his house and drag him out.
If you're ever cold, just hug a David.