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Today in England a divide exists between the people of the North and those who live in the South. The divide remains prevalent due, in part, to the differing customs of the two groups of people. This particular custom originated from the North of England and was designed by a northern man known as Sir Walter Markham of Whitby, in the year 1479.
The only other piece of information you need know is that northern people love to eat gravy. Loads of the stuff.
1. Find a girl that is a squirter
2. Initiate the Northern Delight by inserting a handful of granulated gravy in to her vagina
3. Sexually arouse her using the cunnilingus technique until she 'squirts' gravy all over your excited little face
I'm not hungry, I've already had my fill of Northern Delight" OR "my tongue hurts, I had to work for my gravy last night with our Jade the squirter
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When having sex with a fish through it's gill slits
Jack's skinny dip turned for the better when he impaled a fish and began to recieve a scalely delight.
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Noun or adjective. Used to describe when whites steal black culture, water it down and distort it for a white audience, and then make a billion dollars and change the mainstream with it.
The origin of the term is the 1980 Sugarhill Gang song "Rapper's Delight". Most people think the song was the first success of Hip Hop music. In reality, Rapper's Delight - almost 30 years ago today - was the first time Hip Hop died.
The Sugar Hill Gang was created when the owners of a record label picked up three nobodies who had never worked together and never performed live and manufactured a band from them. The music they made was produced in the absense of almost every defining characteristic of the Hip Hop music that was thriving in the Bronx. The group had no DJ to rhyme over, no rivalry or competition with other crews, and no prospect of concert play or crowds to entertain. The word "rapper" itself was a fabrication by the Sugar Hill Gang: in the Bronx, people who rapped were called MCs because as Masters of Ceremony their job was to move the crowd. The Sugarhill Gang had no such purpose. They moved Hip Hop from the street to the mainstream, from the live to the studio-generated, from the crowd-centric to the rapper-centric, and from the active to the passive. If that wasn't enough, Big Bank Hank, one of the Sugarhill rappers, borrowed his verse on Rapper's Delight from a legendary Cold Crush Crew MC and promised the Crew a record deal in return. Intead, he used the rhymes to make the sham of Rapper's Delight the first breakthrough of Hip Hop to the mainstream and to leave the Cold Crush in the dust.
This is why Jay-Z says:
"I'm over-chargin' niggas for what they did to the Cold Crush
Pay us like you owe us for all the years that you hoed us".
Rapper's Delight killed Hip Hop before it left the Bronx.
Person 1: Check out those popped collars from Abercrombie and Fitch.
Person 2: Rapper's delight.
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Afternoon Delight is a blowjob a guy gets in the afternoon.
I went to the library this afternoon and another cadet gave me a blowjob in the restroom -- I said "Thank you for your service" after my Afternoon Delight!
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A recipe really:
1) Shave your balls
2) Moisten said balls.
3) Coat thoroughly said balls in powdered sugar.
4) Offer said balls to be tea bagged.
Tea bagging is one thing, but tea bagging someones turkish delights is a real treat.
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When attempting to make love to a South African, the dominant male adopts a static missionary position and whilst staring into the submissive's eyes in a 'rapey' fashion, and drooling all over their face.
After a romantic candle lit dinner for two:
Matty J: Here, Deano, I've not had desert, how about a bit of Sally's Delight?
Deano: You know what mate, I was thinking thinking exactly the same thing.
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The act of giving pleasure to a woman with a popsicle.
Sebb: So how far did you guys get?
Tarek: Well lets say the highlight of the day was the eskimo delight i gave her
Sebb: damn she's freaky
Tarek: I know :D
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