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The greatest french horn player who ever lived. RIP. Died in the 1950's in a tragic car crash. Villanelle was his best recording.
Isn't it sad the world had to see such talent leave the world such as Dennis Brain?
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Wet Dennis is a dead bird found at the side of the road
Look another Wet Dennis in the road!!!
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the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. She'll never let you down and will always have your back. Perfect person to lay back and look at the stars and talk for hours with. Be prepared to end up talking over the phone into the early morning because she never gets boring. You'll probably end up falling deeply in love with her until it hurts not to be with her but it's totally worth it.
"I'm forrest for jade dennis"
When something is at the opposite ends of the spectrum, at the exact same point in time.
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The vast difference in oral sensory information from eating a grand slam at Denny's when drunk at 3:00AM as opposed to eating the meal while sober. It is a paradox as the meal is both delicious and disgusting at the same time.
Guy1: Dude, I was so wasted last night! I went to Denny's and it was the best meal of my life!!
Guy2: I just came from Denny's and it tasted like complete shit.
Guy1: Wow thats like a Denny's Paradox!
A sexual act where one person uses the syrup from Denny's as a means of lubricant, typically done using the feet.
Damn bro she gave me that Denny's Special
A very basic girl who gets riled up real easy. She types furiously and has a taking to pasta and smoothies.
Guy 1: "Did you see those smoothies?"
Guy 2: "Yeah that Phoebe Dennis girl drank em all"
Dennis Ferguson is a big ped from Australia. He kidnapped three kids in 1987, severly raped them and loved every minute of it. His long greasy hair and bald spot, big 80's-core glasses and him licking his wrinkly face doesn't really help him much now, does it? He's hounded out of every house he lives. He's a waste of fossil fuels cause every time he's released he manages to be employed as a janitor at a kindergarten, live two blocks from a pre-school, live with a 17 year old, and in 2005 he touched a kid at a train station after his 14 year sentence. Not to mention he literally confessed to a prison inmate "I only do under 11, 12 is they're stunners."
"Gee Dennis Ferguson, you're FUCKIN' HOT."
"Let's spend 1000 dollars a day on taxes towards keeping Dennis Ferguson on 24/7 security! The nation will be happy with that :)"
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