Derp

noun- A slang phrase to say or include when the topic being discussed is random, funny, or really stupid to the point that it is hilarious.

"I'm publishing this really funny picture of a chicken"
"You should caption it with derp, that will make it at least 5 times funnier!"

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derp

A perticularly stupid looking type of bird.

Deeeerrrpp, derp, deeeeeeerrrrrrrrrpp!

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derp

An akward purple-blue.

...That flower is... a rather akward purple blue..

Derp.

What?

Derp, that's the color.

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Derp

verb
1. To smoke cannabis.
2. To inhale the smoke or vapor of cannabis or to consume and edible form of cannabis (brownie, cookie, etc.).

noun
1. Cannabis.
2. A joint or blunt containing cannabis.

verb
"Let's go derp in the forest!"

noun
"Hey man, you got any derp?"

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Derp

Anal sex with a horse.

"Dude... he just derped.."
"...That wasn't a horse.. That was paris hilton."

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derp

a cigarette

yo man, toss me a derp bro

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derp

1. Male genitalia (aka. Johnson, Purpleheaded-yogurt slinger, schlong, etc.)

Scott: Hey Michael, you suck man.
Michael: Slurp my derp Scott.

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