When you are so horny that you decide to pick a homeless girl up from the street, allow her to use your shower and give her a roof to sleep under in exchange for a rimjob.
Russ: That girl you had over last night smelt bad.
Luke: Yeah she was homeless.
Russ: Oh no you didn’t do a desperate Janz did you?
Someone who wants like and followers online
"'Fleur is so internet desperate"
Laddies, listen up because the desperate dick is someone you do don't want to fuck with. A desperate dick is someone who is just so obviously desperate that it's almost embarrassing. Generally, the desperate dick would possess a dick but it also could mean that they are just an ass.
Guy 1: Hey mami, wanna get dinner sometime and then fuck in the back seat of my car?
Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
Calling someone this means that they are cool and have like fricken infinite rizz.
Tanner is "desperated"
A male, usually called Andrew, who tries with all his might to get into the pants of everyone he meets, through any means necessary.
"So how's it going with Insert Name Andrew?"
"They rejected me. Guess I'm sliding in with the lesbian again."
"Andrew! You Desperate Daniel!"
Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.
Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.
Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.
When your so desperate that it becomes a reality.
Man 1 - Dude, I'm so broke I had to sell my house!
Man 2 - That's fucked up man, Despereality's a bitch!