Fucking dies

The act a person commits when the are utterly destroyed by pure poetry.

Guy 1: I can't believe you don't like tiktok
Guy 2: I hope you connect two small lego pieces and can't pull them apart.
Guy 1: *fucking dies*

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Dis Dick

used wen some one says "wat's up?"
or wen tricking someone into a joke
or setting someone up for one

homie 1: ayo wats up?
homie 2: dis dick!!!

or

homie 1: knock knock...
homie 2: who's there?
homie 1: DIS DICK!!!
homie 2: HAHA you kno whoelse i heard that from...?
homie 1: who?
homie 2: DIS DICK!!! BITCH!!!

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nobody died

Expression of sympathy from someone who does not fully share your pain.

Man: Why are you crying?
Woman: You just told me you don't feel that way about me any more.
Man: Hey, nobody died.

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Fucking dies

The thing that happens after destructing in dis war

Person 1 ur mom gay

Person 2 no u

Person 1 fucking dies

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dis dick

whats in my pants and fits nicely into your mouth

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*dies of cringe*

When someone does something so cringy you just want to die

Guy - *does the chicken dance while watching Charli D'amelio

Other Guy - *dies of cringe*

*dies internally*

when someone says something so dumb that you are just confused as to how they have made it this far in life

person 1: what do you think of anti-vaxxers?
person 2: i think they might have a point i mean have you seen what they put in those things?
person 1: scientifically approved ingredients?

person 2 exactly we have no idea what those "scientists" put in them.
person 1: *dies internally*