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It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it
Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???
Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week
That nasty shit you smell when someone doesn’t wash their dick.
People named Peter are most likely to have this
Ethan: yo Peter what the hell is that smell?
Peter: it’s probably my dick cheese, I haven’t washed my dick in a week
When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.
Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah
Cheese from your dick often referred to as Dick Cheese
Dang that dick was cheesy I liked it tho nice dick cheese
The pure definition of dick cheese is basically Craig Somerville
A combination of gross things fro the penis that forms a gross substance called dick cheese (usually comes from uncircumcised dicks)
I Went to the bathroom and saw dick cheese galore