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Divine moment
A divine moment is a situation where someone:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
Divine: Well done, you figured out this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..
Witness: Divine moment lol
A divine moment is when someone exhibits:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
Culprit: Well done, you figured this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't..
Witness: Divine moment
When you are holding in a jizz so you don't lose any soldiers and you fart and the fart is the catalyst for eruption.
"what happened to you?"
"it stinks, i made a mess, it was Dante's Divine Comedy"
Divinate is the name of a furry lookin headass motherfucker. He has many children in his basements along with 7 various furry suits that he wears each day of the week. They are all different colours so his blind ass can tell them apart
Person 1: Hey look, that's a furry
Person 2: No dumbass, those over there are referred to as Divinates. If you do not refer to them as that then they will cuddle you
Person 1: Oh shit I don't want those fuckin furry lookin headasses near me
When the hand from a miraculous outer realm comes down and snaps its holy fingers at you, granting you the rare ability to buy multiple aspirational homes at once, quit your shitty job for good, throw your crappy devices out the window at your neighbor, and swap the greasy bakery pie diet for salmon caught fresh from the rivers.
All of a sudden, thanks to the workings of divine intervention, I never have to panic like a psycho over getting to fucking work on time. It's time to lay back and invite the interior designer over to the house I bought with cash.
Due to divine intervention, Vivian got off the streets and into the arms of a silver fox and I really aspire to have all of that too.
The conscious part of your mind that is filled with nothing but raw power and divine strength. This angelic esscence can be built up by adding more power, or be lowered by lessening the amount of power that it posseses. This part of your mind can be triggered and/or activated by inspiring and powerful interactions, such as videos, music, images, or even physical experiences. When ones Divine Intellect Transcendance has been activated, the concious mind holds an amount of raw power and true strength, and the more of this esscence one holds, the more powerful and strong this person becomes. With enough of this divine esscence, one can have enough power and strength to carry the largest of weights, climb the tallest of mountains, achieve the highest of honours, and accomplish the unthinkable. Once this essence is triggered, and fuelled with enough power, there is nothing that anyone cannot accomplish.
Divine Intellect Transcendance example:
*The quiet kid is called up to the board breaker in martial arts. The strongest guy in the group went before him, and broke 10 boards without flinching. When everybody in the crowd is talking away, the kids favourite song begins to play on a stereo nearby, and when the main chorus is building up, he keeps stacking board after board after board, until he has a stack of 50 wood boards on his bench. Everybody quiets down, the chorus is just on the horizon, and in a flash of lightning, all the boards were broken in an instant, showing that physical strength is the lowest of powers, only the highest of untruths*
any man with this name is the lengest human on earth he gets every bitch but he is only loyal to one girl. Niggas take notes from any one named Divine. He is also regarded as Batman