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A powerful move, performed only by the a few powerful entities, that teleports a targeted person or object to the divine realm, where they will be judged by emissaries of creation themselves.
Emma: "that Robert fella is very annoying!"
Kuro: "just use the divine abduction to get rid of him"
Emma: *uses divine abduction*
Robert: *ceases to exist*
Armored warrior: "RRRROOOOOBBBBBEREEEEEERRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!"
(noun, verb)
A. A stretch, typically performed in the morning, which is so relieving that it nearly bends reality. It is usually accompanied by a feeling of immense, in-the-moment liberation.
It can also be achieved any time of day, maintaining that there is a god-like surge of solace, a physics-defying freedom felt.
B. (As a verb) To stretch with the result of intense satisfaction and relief.
Jack: I'm so stiff, sleeping on that futon was such a bad idea.
Josh: You should've slept upstairs.
Jack: Oh- Wait a minute- (stretches) oooohhhhh yes! Divine stretch! Wow! I'm so refreshed.
A Crash-out, so unfortunate, and impulsive, that it is divine
After killing all of the orphanage because my grandma didn’t make me pizza rolls, I was considered a divine crashout.
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tossing salad, super star of the brooklyn steamer. full throttle, and more. rump shaker. booty queen, tommy the tickler.
Bend over i ll drive you miss darcilla divine.
this lesbian tiktoker with over 200k.....she's the most emotional lesbian ever.
her only personality trait is being lesbian. that and being "goth."
why are you crying, dude? youre such a love divine *eye roll*
Previously unknown prior to 2023. Since it’s discovery (TKODW), it has been named the strongest substance known to man. It took the place of graphene, which was previously known as the strongest substance on earth. Graphene has a grading 200x that of steel - the TKODW has an estimated grading of 300x that of graphene. Studies are being implemented to gather an accurate number.
Micah used The Knee of Divine Wrath to pulverize Brett’s shin.
Divine moment
A divine moment is a situation where someone:
1. Total self-contradiction by debunking their own previous point.
2. Claims they will do something specific and then religiously does the exact opposite.
3. Acts in direct contradiction to an argument they just made.
4. Argues passionately about a topic they know jack shit about.
5. Displays annoying, contradictory, or hypocritical behavior.
These moments are marked by their blatant inconsistency, unintentional irony, and is often unintentionally hilarious or frustrating due to their sheer lack of self-awareness.
Divine: Well done, you figured out this word has different meanings.
Victim: You just acted like there weren't any..
Witness: Divine moment lol